Tough Times

Espresso: What do you think about gay for pay?

Iced Coffee: What?

- COFFEE BEAN

It's All About Perspective

Desperate for Love: ...But he said he was an actor...

Jaded Friend: Idiot, dancing around in a costume at Disney Land is not acting.

- PALIHOUSE

Thinning Out The Crowd

Teenager: Ooh, I so wanna red velvet cupcake!

Mother: Sure...but remember: Nothing tastes as good as looking thin feels.

Teenager: I hate eating with you.

- TOAST