Tools To Landing A Man

Hiker #1: You remember Felix?

Hiker#2: Yeah.

Hiker #1: He's on meth now.

Hiker #2: Oh no.

Hiker #2: Yeah, but he's got a boyfriend.


- FRYMAN

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Shitty Situation

Spazzy Fanboy: Shit, we're too late! This is all your fault. You just had to take your "pre-movie deuce." You're never allowed to shit before a movie again.

Girl Walking By: Ewwww.

- THE GROVE

Nerd Rage

Geek: Ugh, they're sold out!!! Damnit! (Then) Okay, we can either go home or see Confessions of a Shopaholic...or Jonas Brothers 3D.

Super Fan (losing it): I'll kill everyone here!!!

- THE GROVE

Good Conversationalist

Girl #1: That guy last night you were talking to was hot!

Girl #2: I know!

Girl #1: What does he do?

Girl #2: I don't know.

Girl #1: What? You were talking to him for an hour.

Girl #2: I know we were talking about my dress and how hot I am the whole time.

- CUVEE