Zen M-ASS-ter

Gym Tramp: This jerk...I can't believe he's walking out [of the gym] without a shirt.

Blasted Pecs: Well, he's got the body. Think he's on 'roids?

Gym Tramp: Who gives a shit. He was farting through the entire class.

- LA FITNESS

Hollywood Diet

Thin Girl: Got any gum? Quicky, I don't want him realizing I just threw up!

- RENEE'S

Write What You Know

Pretty Girl: I wrote a script!

D Girl: Finally! What's it about?

Pretty Girl: Me! Of course!

D Girl: Right, but what's it about?

Pretty Girl: I dunno. I guess...boys. Oh, and my mom. She's been a real twat lately.

- MO'S