If It Ain't Broke - Don't Hit On It

Douche: So what do you do?

Pretty Girl: I'm an actress.

Douche: Been in anything I know?

Pretty Girl: No.

Douche: Working on any upcoming projects?

Pretty Girl: Yeah. Tonight I'm acting like I'm interested in you.

Douche: Oh...can I buy you a drink?

Pretty Girl: Yeah, I'm totally broke.

- ST. NICKS